Wedded NRM MP secretly marries embattled girlfriend

The relatively short wedded Member of Parliament (MP) from a border constituency with the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) in the West Nile region has secretly married his embattled girlfriend.

Reports reaching our news desk indicate that this Catholic NRM MP sneaked with over ten cows to the relatives of the lady at a place called Ewadri on Saturday June 8, 2024.

We are told that the MP who never wanted the secret marriage to go public tip-toed for the marriage leaving his colleagues on various radio stations struggling to explain to the public why they were poorly rated during the recent scorecard.

The MP was under pressure to take the cows to the relatives of the lady he has been fighting to win so as to seal the bonking rights over the beautiful babe many are dying to chew.

“The MP came with some few relatives from his side. They brought more than ten healthy cows and as we are talking now, they are negotiating with the relatives of the lady. Yes, that MP…. exactly, he is the one! I know him very well,” a source privy to the secret marriage told us when we called to confirm the MP’s name.

But unlike the usual traditional marriages, we were reliably informed that the sexy lady never surfaced for the marriage that also attracted a handful of her relatives.

This left the relatives present wondering why the MP should marry their own in her absence, thus casting doubt on the future of the marriage.

We were again informed last night that the secret marriage has also sparked another fire from the relatives of the other ladies the same MP bonked and dumped with children.

Our other close source said parents of some of the girls have now raised a red flag over the MP because of his action to take dowry on one side and leave them to suffer with his children.

Some of the parents of the dumped ladies are now seeking justice for their girls who were on different occasions duped to go for studies in Kampala and ended up being impregnated by the horny border legislator.

“If he can take cows to the relatives of that lady who has not even produced for him, what about our girls whom he bonked to tatters and dumped with children. We need justice for our ladies too. Let him (the MP) also bring our cows if not we are going to drag him to the family and child protection unit of police because he doesn’t even support these children,” one of the aggrieved parents of the dumped ladies demanded.

Many concerned people are now wondering how the MP’s officially married woman at home will feel about this developing story since she is also taking the cross of looking after the sexcited legislator’s other children.

With 2026 at the glance, we don’t know how the MP will convince his voters that he has been in Parliament tabling the issues affecting them back home on the floor yet for nearly the entire term, most of the news about him has been on bonking, dumping and marrying women as if the 11^th Parliament sanctioned him to do so.